Ah yes, the good old days—chain-smoking through dessert while your kid crushed crayons. This long sleeve tee is a time machine back to when restaurants had ashtrays and zero shame. It's bold, ironic, and 100% unhinged. Whether you're into chaotic fashion statements or just want to confuse strangers at Trader Joe’s, this shirt's your guy. Unisex fit, long sleeve for year-round rebellion Made with soft white cotton, like they used to roll cigs in Direct-to-garment print: crispy and clean, unlike that old smoking section Excellent gift for weirdos, boomers, and ex-smokers with a sense of humor Grab yours now—because if society won’t bring it back, at least your shirt can.
