You asked for warmth and bad decisions—this long sleeve delivers both. "Do DILFs Not Drugs" in all caps, because subtlety died in 2012. Soft, chaotic, and aggressively father-figure positive, it’s perfect for layering your trauma with internet clout. Unisex long sleeve in sleek black cotton Giant white letters for maximum dad energy Great for meme addicts, chaos prophets, and sugar daddy hopefuls Will not prevent drug use, but might cause it Add to cart and become your own warning label.
