Bring back the golden age of coughing through your Caesar salad. This unhinged nostalgia bomb of a shirt demands the return of smoking sections in restaurants—because nothing pairs with marinara like Marlboros. Printed on a soft white unisex tee, it's perfect for chaotic energy collectors, ex-smokers with a sense of irony, or anyone who misses the smell of ashtrays and Alfredo. Soft 100% cotton (aka fabric of rebellion) Unisex sizing, fits like a memory Direct-to-garment print that won't ghost you Perfect for gifting to your weird uncle or yourself Order now, spark controversy, and maybe light a metaphorical cigarette while you're at it.
