This long sleeve shirt is what you wear when therapy is expensive but grilled cheese and a dart are spiritually free. The combo that “WOULD FIX ME” is now wearable for the seasonally depressed, perpetually hungry, and ironically unwell. Cozy up in this absurdist cry for help disguised as streetwear—because nothing says stability like carbs and nicotine on your torso. Printed on soft, breathable cotton long sleeve Unisex sizing, relaxed fit, absolutely chaotic vibes Bold DTG print with crisp emojis and text Great for gifting or spiraling Add to cart and let the healing begin (sort of).
