This long sleeve tee is for the chaotic neutral at every party—the one who politely declines a drink and then disappears into a cloud of incense and existential thoughts. Whether you're vibing in a forest, a warehouse, or your own brain, this shirt has your back (and arms). Cozy black cotton for full-coverage debauchery Unisex fit for all your weird little selves White text so the message is clear, even when you’re not Ideal for raves, brunches, or explaining your vibe without speaking Great gift for your chemically curious, booze-free friends Add this to your collection if you’ve ever said “no beer, but yes to alternate realities.”
