Cold outside? Good. Because now you can stay warm and emotionally unwell in this long sleeve nightmare confession of a shirt. Featuring a wild-eyed crab and a statement no one should wear but everyone will read, this cozy cotton monstrosity is perfect for ruining Thanksgiving or starting conversations no one wants to have. Long sleeve for maximum shame coverage Soft unisex fit—equally unflattering on everyone The crab knows what you did Great gift for chaotic friends, seafood lovers, or your least favorite cousin Order now and show the world you're not afraid to make things weird. Permanently.
