This long sleeve tee says what your group chat was too afraid to post. For the man who dodged diapers but showed up for dessert. Printed in white on a comfy black cotton canvas of chaos, this shirt brings big “he’s not my kid” energy to family functions, parent-teacher conferences, or custody battles you’re not involved in. Long sleeve for covering your sins (or tattoos) Unisex fit for every kind of bad decision Perfect for chaotic step situationships Not approved by any mother’s Facebook group A top-tier gift for the world’s most unapologetic side guy Add this shirt to your cart if you’ve ever been mistaken for the dad while just trying to leave after brunch.
