This long sleeve is a warm hug from your higher self. Featuring a retro skeleton mid-rip and the immortal words “Sorry Can’t Talk, I’m Stoned to the Bone,” this design is scientifically engineered to repel bad vibes and unnecessary conversations. Just wear it and vibe—your bones already know what’s up. Cozy unisex fit perfect for chilly seshes and ghost mode Vintage stoner graphic with burnout charm Soft cotton that pairs well with snacks and silence Excellent gift for your dealer, roommate, or existential twin May cause laughter, munchies, and unprovoked eye contact Snag one and stay toasted, comfortably and fashionably.
